Homer

Daddy said teasingly, "Just who do you think you are, Homer?"

Homer replied, "I Homer! That's right!"

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"Okay, Homer, we can do that tomorrow," I said.

"To Mario?"

I like imagining "tomorr-io" as a timeframe, hehe!


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This one's from a while back...

"C'mon, Homer!" I said. "Hurry, please. Hurry!"

"Hooray?" he asked.

I stopped and caught myself, wondering why I was rushing my sweet son, and merely replied, "Yes. Hooray!"

"HOORAY!" he shouted.

"Hooray!" I smiled.


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Just today:

Homer put one goldfish cracker in his mouth, then another and said, "Who's in there? ...It's ME, goldfish!"